Chapter 126: The Powerpuff Girls

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Driving along, Liu Yunfei suddenly realized something was amiss—he hadn’t yet discussed his compensation with him. How much would his monthly salary be? If it was too little, he wouldn’t accept it. No matter; he’d deal with it after going there the day after tomorrow.

Unconsciously, he arrived once again at the place where the two young policewomen were on duty. This time, no one stopped his Porsche. The two policewomen were busy and hadn’t noticed him.

It was a scorching September morning; the sun blazed fiercely, softening the asphalt in the middle of the road, causing little bubbles to form. The young female officers were sweating profusely from working hard, their clothes soaked through, even the edges of their pants were damp. Liu Yunfei lazily leaned against the car door, shamelessly wondering if their underwear was soaked with sweat too. Sigh, it’s never easy to do anything.

Since gaining his supernatural abilities, Liu Yunfei found himself growing increasingly fickle. Whenever he saw a beautiful woman, he couldn’t help but feel affection. The old spirit of sacrificing a tree for the forest seemed to have vanished. He had only known the two young officers for a few days and quarreled with them a few times, yet he was already making moves on them. Not only did he fancy the younger one, but also the slightly older, fuller figure of the other. Sigh, to take advantage of someone always comes at a price. Liu Yunfei sighed, locked the car, and headed straight to a roadside convenience store.

When Liu Yunfei returned with two small plastic bags, the two policewomen had just finished and were resting, leaning on his car door. Seeing him approach, the younger one shouted, “a6688, it’s you again! Illegal parking, fine of 200 yuan.”

“Hehe, fine me then, fine me then. Who would’ve thought doing good deeds would get me fined? Here, one each.” Liu Yunfei handed over the two plastic bags. Inside each was a bottle of water and a pair of sunglasses. Naturally, the fuller one got a larger pair, while the younger officer received a flat, square pair. Liu Yunfei had wanted to buy branded ones, but all he found were small shops along the road. The water cost 3 yuan, the sunglasses 20 yuan. Sigh, spending 23 yuan to charm two stunning policewomen was a worthwhile deal.

They say it’s better to give a helping hand in times of hardship than to add flowers to brocade. The policewomen put on the sunglasses and drank the purified water. Liu Yunfei felt their gazes were different from before. But was it really? With sunglasses on, how could he see their eyes? Still, the two officers were genuinely touched. They barely knew him beyond a nod of acquaintance, yet he had thought of them so carefully. The younger officer’s heart was filled with sweetness, and the fuller one’s impression of Liu Yunfei improved greatly.

“Can you cancel that fine? I could deliver water to you so many times for 200 yuan. I parked like that just to buy you water; the fine should be on you guys.” Liu Yunfei tried to get closer.

“No, we have a quota. If we don’t collect 20,000 yuan in fines a month, we get our bonuses and salaries cut.”

“Oh my god, so you deliberately target acquaintances? If you don’t complete your task, you fine your friends? What kind of police is this? I’ve been fined 600 yuan today alone.” Liu Yunfei was indignant.

“Who told you to park illegally? Besides, you’re so rich, driving a Porsche. We only focus on you. We’ve already completed our lifetime quota.” The fuller policewoman said with a hint of schadenfreude.

“You’re too cruel! Do you think I’m some fool? Just watching me all day and trying to con me? Don’t you have any conscience?” Seeing the sweat-drenched clothing clinging to the fuller policewoman’s back, Liu Yunfei tried to be charming. Using two fingers, he lifted the sticky fabric and gently fanned her.

When his fingers touched her ample figure, Liu Yunfei felt an urge to reach out and caress her.

The fuller officer was startled at first, thinking he was trying to take liberties in public, but soon realized he was just caring for her. She felt the gentle breeze behind her and found it much cooler.

Could it be that this guy wasn’t interested in the junior sister but in her? The fuller policewoman felt a strange joy welling up inside, but she quickly dismissed the thought. Even if Liu Yunfei did fancy her, she would give him to the junior sister. They had been like siblings for three years and more intimate for two. But if Liu Yunfei really started dating the junior sister, she would be left all alone. What to do?

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The younger policewoman was more innocent and didn’t have many thoughts. She continued chatting with Liu Yunfei: “Then, we’ll use our salary to treat you to a meal.”

“Just one meal? You fined me so much and that’s all? Stingy! Drink your water.”

“Alright, alright, enough. We have to work. Thanks for the water.” The fuller policewoman felt conflicted. She was a bit jealous of Liu Yunfei, but now seeing him joking with the junior sister, her jealousy shifted to her instead. Looking up, she noticed a car stalled in the middle of the opposite lane and quickly interrupted their conversation.

Liu Yunfei also noticed the situation. Since they had work to do, he decided to head back to school early, lest Teacher Gao Yueqiu have to give Zhang Xiaoli another love lecture.

Just as he opened the car door, Liu Yunfei suddenly remembered something and called back, “Hey, which restaurant are you taking me to?”

Extreme joy often brings unexpected misfortune. At the moment of his best mood, the most unforeseen event occurred. The young policewoman walking behind him heard his shout and hurriedly turned around with a sweet smile, about to say something. But she didn’t notice the roaring dump truck speeding toward her. A tragedy was about to unfold—a young life about to be extinguished.

She couldn’t see it, but Liu Yunfei did. A faint figure flashed and dashed to the young officer’s side, wrapping around her waist to try to dodge to the side. The truck driver, having seen the officer, intended to pass by after timing and angling the vehicle correctly. Unexpectedly, she suddenly stopped, and he slammed on the brakes, but it was too late. The huge momentum carried the truck forward along its original path.

Liu Yunfei’s mind worked swiftly: since they couldn’t avoid it, he’d better take the hit himself.

He wouldn’t let the young officer get hit; it had to be him. Before he knew it, Liu Yunfei bent his body, stuck out his rear, and the truck slammed into his buttocks with a loud “bang.” Holding the young officer, Liu Yunfei was like a cannonball shot out of a barrel, flying through the air, performing a perfect forward tumble three and a half times, and crashed hard into the median strip in the middle of the road, scattering grass and dirt everywhere.

The young officer was terrified but immediately thought of the boy who saved her—Liu Yunfei. At this moment, Liu Yunfei was as good as dead, with no breath left.

The young officer cried anxiously, her sobs uncontrollable. Although they had only known each other a few days and had quarreled a few times, she never expected he would sacrifice his life for her. At the moment of impact, she clearly felt him adjust his position, using his body to shield her. Even during the spin, she knew he had lifted her up with force, his back hitting the ground while she escaped injury.

“Don’t die, don’t die! Call the police quickly!” she cried. Suddenly, she heard a voice by her ear say, “You are the police yourself.”

“Yes, yes, call an ambulance… Who’s speaking?” The young officer looked around. People were rushing over, but who had just spoken? Was her head injured? Was she hearing things?

Then the voice sounded again: “Treat me to a meal!”

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It was Liu Yunfei’s voice. The young officer shook him excitedly, “You’re not dead, you’re not dead! Don’t fall asleep!”

“I won’t sleep if you treat me to a meal,” Liu Yunfei murmured with difficulty.

“Alright, as long as you don’t die, I’ll treat you to whatever you want for life.” Holding Liu Yunfei, she was certain this boy who saved her was the only one for her in this lifetime.

“Then you have to treat me to yogurt,” Liu Yunfei said again.

“Huh? There are so many people here.” The young officer misinterpreted him.

“I said yogurt,” he clarified.

“You’re such a bad guy! If you wanted to die, then just die. Even on your deathbed, you trick me.” The young officer wiped her tears and kicked Liu Yunfei twice. “Stop pretending and get up.”

The dump truck driver and the fuller policewoman also arrived. Liu Yunfei could no longer pretend to be dead and had to stand up, brushing dirt off his clothes. The young officer relentlessly kicked him. “You scoundrel, you rogue, you scared me to death. What if you really died? Boohoo…”

Seeing her cry again, Liu Yunfei hurried to comfort her: “It’s okay, the impact was heavy, but somehow, heaven told me to come back. You still have a lifetime of free meals to eat. So I returned to the living world to freeload on you.”

Liu Yunfei knew he was chiefly responsible today. The dump truck was driving normally, though a bit fast, and he was barely injured. He refused the driver’s offer to take him to the hospital. As for the damage to the front of the truck, naturally, the insurance company would cover it. He thought about how much money those insurance companies had taken from the A-share market. During the market downturn, they showed no social responsibility, leaving retail investors bloodied and bruised. They should pay more compensation.